Animals Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moooo!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- MOO!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go MOO!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Who hoo? Are you an owl?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, it’s kangaroo!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me, we aren’t done yet.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goo-see who’s at the door!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
Knock knock. Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at this game!
Knock knock. Who's there? Whale. Whale who? Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?