Kids Jokes

Holiday Jokes

Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frost. Frost who? Frosty the snowman!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.