Kids Jokes

Music Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

What has keys but can't open locks? A piano.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I can't hear you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, it's time to dance!