Kids Jokes

Objects Jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or what?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel not working, so I knocked!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel (no bell), that’s why I keep knocking!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore open or shut?

Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

What gets wetter as it dries? A towel.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

What stays in the corner but travels around the world? A stamp.

Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants.

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell, it's not working!

Knock knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help opening this door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better joke than this!