Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No, I prefer google.
What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
Why couldn't the computer take its hat off? Because it had a bad case of CAPS LOCK.
What do you call a singing computer? A Dell.
What do you call an exercise machine with a mind of its own? A fit-bit.
What's a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips.